And Up the Hill to Dinner

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I’m racing down the gravelly hill of our home, out through the gate and on past the blackberry bushes and the crumbling stone wall and the white church crooked into the elbow of the country road. And on we run, my brother and sisters, turning a sharp left into the driveway of the old country home that has seen many children like us through its broken spectacles.

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Sporadic Moments

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I sit in this quiet chair in this quiet house alone. Not completely alone—the dog lies to my left, right ear splayed out on the shaggy carpet, his breathing restful. A persistent hum surrounds us both like the gentle song a nursing mother sings over her breastfeeding child. The wind of a passing car swishes by on the street outside. A dog barks sporadically in the distant distance.

The refrigerator starts its funny jiggle and the dog lifts his head to ensure our safety, only to rest it again.

I’m not accustomed to such peace, such quietness, such solitude. But right now … right now it feeds my soul.

Writers and Hoarders

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The writer’s life usually consists of coffee rings and papers strewn over every visible area of free space. It’s not that we’re a messy lot; we know where everything is, but we just don’t feel like filing it all away. Writers and hoarders….

But today …

Today I went ahead and started to file.

It’s not that I felt like doing it; the piles just got too high and things were starting to fall onto the dog-haired carpet.

As writers, we work kind of the same way with words. We write when we feel like it, and then when the words inside us start to spill over we make ourselves sit down and organize all those thoughts into neat little stories so that we can clear some space for more thoughts. That way we can fool ourselves into thinking that we are not up for the next Woarders show …

You heard me: Writing + hoarders. Woarders. I’m a genius. 

Tell all your friends this was my idea so that when Hollywood calls me to talk about my new reality show, I can send you all flowers. Remember, as the cliché goes, you heard it from me first.

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Win Free Stuff for Your Biz

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I love FREE. Okay, so this way you have to enter and hope for the best, but who knows … ?

Bring your favorite employee to lunch.

Residents of New York City and the surrounding area are invited to enter to win a $200 gift card to Southern Hospitality BBQ in Hell’s Kitchen, NYC. Visit the Facebook Fan Page for The Suites at Silver Towers to enter! Must live in the New York City metro area to win.

Who doesn’t drink coffee?

 Education related questions and help others who are also seeking college education. Approved answers will receive your choice of a FREE $10 Starbucks or Amazon eGift card or a $10 donation to charity.

The whole shebang — perfect for the start-up.

 Easy WebContent, the online website tool system that allows you to take control of your web presence, is giving away a customized website with a full year of hosting to one lucky Nonprofit. The winning Nonprofit will have the exclusive opportunity to work with the head Creative Designer of Easy WebContent and receive the complete version of the Easy WebContent Site Builder  free of charge. Register your Nonprofit for the Giving Back giveaway on April 27, 2012.

Ideal for nonprofits, startups, and small businesses, the Easy WebContent Site Builder lets all types of organizations to create exceptional website on any browser in any city in the world. It lets users take absolute control in creating their website using the extremely easy to use interface, selection from the variety of flexible themes, and utilizing thousands of free assets.

 

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Create more Income Streams

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These days, making money is all about strategy, and part of that strategy needs to include the possibility that you won’t always be ready and willing to work. An accident, a family tragedy, a sick child, an ailing parent — anything can upset the carefully planned schedule. Enter the multiple income streams strategy.

Income stream: The flow of money generated by a business. ~ www.investorwords.com

Let’s say your business (like mine) is a service to both businesses and solo entrepreneurs. How can you monetize all that you bring to the table? How can you spread your knowledge and expertise?

 

Cover for the Business Strategy Wikibook.

Cover for the Business Strategy Wikibook. (Wikipedia)

Keep in mind that the goal is to have both active and passive income, and that the passive income will need to keep coming when you are inactive. Here are some suggestions:

Services
Your particular service
Consulting
Public/workshop/conference speaking

Products
E-books with your advice
Printed books/curriculum/workbooks
Live webinars — one-topic classes
Video courses — accessible by paid, private link
Private video series that requires the purchase of your workbook

Affiliates
Affiliate links
Affiliate programs

Sponsors
Advertisement buttons on your website

IMPORTANT
*Anything you do should keep you in your niche and support your overall vision for your business. You don’t want people to come to your site to read about copywriting and start getting lost in your family vacation pics.

*Everything you offer needs to benefit the consumer.

In order to come up with your own list of sellable items, ask yourself

“What do I have that people value, and how can I make that easily available?”

 

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Terrible Limericks

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We had to write limericks in English class many moons ago, but sometimes I still like to write the odd nonsensical poem …  just to keep it real and not let my brilliance go to my head. ;)

According to Wikipedia, “The origin of the name limerick for this type of poem is debated. As of several years ago, its usage was first documented in England in 1898 (New English Dictionary) and in America in 1902, but in recent years several earlier uses have been documented. The name is generally taken to be a reference to the City or County of Limerick in Ireland

“The standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables.”

Gate and rhyming sign

Gate and rhyming sign (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Below are two horrible examples.

 A writer of copy from Ireland
Whose last name could not have been Moreland
Hooked up to the Web
And her words became lead
No longer they draped like a garland.

 An editor by name of Sally
Grew up in a green verdant valley
She liked to correct
All words, they were checked.
That editor Sally, so pally.

 Send me your own. I will edit one sentence, for free, for the winner. ;)

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Tax Returns Are a Pain in the Butt

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Yes, tax returns are a pain in the butt. I know … such professional wording, but it’s the only kind that fits my current sentiments. In order to try and console myself over the fact that we owe more than it would cost us to buy our daughter a used car, I decided to write some bad poetry.

Tax

Tax (Photo credit: 401K)

Oh taxes, you kill me.
Upending my nonexistent bank cart on the street of desire,
you destroy my dreams of time wasted.

A dollar here,
a dollar there,
a dollar going who knows where.
A thousand here,
a thousand there,
a thousand pulls out all my hair.

See, it takes real talent to write bad poetry; and when you make it rhyme, it sounds even worse.

I think I’ve proven my point. Wanna try it yourself?

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7 Hot Financial Tips from Biz Moms

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And the results are in. Here are some hot financial tips from biz moms who participated in our #bizmomsknow chat on March 21st.

 
Wooden File Cabinet with drawer open. Taken by me.

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

1. Make sure to have an orderly filing system set up.

Assign a filing cabinet or box for each biz, and one for personal accounts.
Divide the cabinet drawer into general sections and then into categories – house, cars, health, money, etc.
Create one filing folder for each expense and sale type – income, expenses, credit cards, etc.

2. Track your expenses.

Buy a receipt scanner for instant records.
Enter details of each expense into your accounting software.
Enter details of each personal expense into a spreadsheet like Excel.
Save all receipts over $75. Receipts under that have been unnecessary for IRS checks since 1996.
Mint.com is a free personal finance service from Inuit that might also be helpful.

Image representing CurdBee as depicted in Crun...

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3. Invest in good accounting software.

Biz Moms Know recommends Quicken and QuickBooks. Be sure to get the version that fits your type of biz.
Create all your invoices through your software, if a current version. If not, we recommend curdbee.com — very clean and easy to use.
There are categories for every type of expense in the software, which makes for easy reporting each quarter and at tax time. It also makes it easy to create a budget based on hard numbers.

4. Reconcile bank accounts and expenses in software once a month.

There is no worse headache than the one you’ll have at year’s end if you don’t.

Shops in Torquay The foot of The Terrace, with...

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

5. Have a separate bank account and credit card for each biz.

You can track everything better.
Try not to mix personal and biz purchases and deposits. If you do, enter all your biz expenses into your accounting software regularly before you forget their details.

 

6. Pick your preferred payment methods.

We recommend checks, PayPal, Chase QuickPay, and customer-to-customer bank bill pay.
Checks have no fees but can take time to deposit.
Digital payments have fees and can take time to clear and withdraw.
Chase QuickPay users have to register before using the system.
iPhones can download apps for taking credit card payments.

taxes

taxes (Photo credit: 401K)

7. Get a professional of professional software to do your yearly taxes.

Turbotax is a great way to get all deductions; be sure to buy the right version for your business type.
Turbotax online will carry over all your information from the year before and enter it automatically.

 

Our next #bizmomsknow chat is on Wednesday April 4th at 12 noon EST. Join us as we talk about content strategy with the queen of content: Becky Cortino.

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