Sadly, the girl is actually quite enjoying her Whole30 starvation plan. See how she started out. My scheme to eat

A friend of mine has gone crazy(er) ever since she read that Whole30 crap. I'm NOT listening!! but I was sweet enough to invite her

I am about to write something informational, clever and concise when I get distracted by a splodge of melted something or other on my keypad. It looks like melted chocolate,

Let’s say you are on a diet, and your favorite thing in the world is German chocolate cake. From now on, because you are on a diet, German

We have climbed the mountains of Tibet, crawled through the rice fields of India, plodded through the forests of Indonesia, danced in the streets of a Mardi Gras

My daughter is at a ministry school at the moment, where she is taught all sorts of valuable things. She sent a text message one afternoon that said

After approximately twenty-five years of committed marital bliss, has your wife changed? Is your wife moody, red in the face, irritable, forgetful, or (dare you say it) fat?

Oh turkey, turkey, woe to thee. You won’t be on our Christmas tree; instead you’ll be with sauce and beer and have some stuffing in your rear. Oh turkey, turkey, don’t be